Zombie Sex Guide
Thanks to Paul for this link, you know me all to well sir. Oh, don’t read this article if you’re at work and people there are hyper-sensitive.
Besides being tasty and containing the nutrients that zombies need, brains make an excellent lube for jacking off or intercourse. And if you lick up the gray matter afterwards, you don’t have to waste a drop of precious amino acids.
–The Zombie Sex Guide