This is a mean post and I’m not sorry one damn bit.
The Zelda Tattoo Homepage. The Zelda Tattoo Homepage (I just HAD to type that twice). I found this webpage while surfing for way awesome pictures of Link for a picture project I’m working on. I will say that while his page is ugly and boring, it is cross-browser compliant. It even looks bad in Safari.
I know ripping on the guy isn’t nice but along with the site is an ugly tattoo. Link’s sword isn’t even straight, neither is that column of liquid awesome coming from the Ocarina of Time. Well, it was awesome in the original image. He also paid $750 for that. You could get a lot better tattoos for that. OMG this tattoo is awesome.
My primary goal is to make a website with good functionality and some common features (guestbook) based on a popular topic look great. I will use my skills and education as a web designer to make this happen using only CSS, HTML and PHP. This website is also designed to help Robots/Spiders like the Googlebot, MSNbot and Inktomi Slurp search the web and give higher hit counts for people who use it.
The internet is truely a wonderful place. This gentleman has removed Garfield from the Garfield comic strips. The result is nothing short of pure brilliance.
Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?
–Garfield Minus Garfield
Be sure to check out Realfield as well. That is a cold bastard cat, that’s for sure.
Jake, Michael and took part in a century egg taste test this weekend. I say taste test because ‘eating’ is not the proper word. We did manage to get our respective eggs in our mouths but they didn’t make it much further. I believe that the combination of the strong smell of ammonia, the sickly looking egg color and unfamiliar flavor caused our troubles with eating these. I think I’ll try these again in the future, see what comes up. Until then my next egg-based strange food will be tea eggs. Bring it!
Century egg, also known as preserved egg, hundred-year egg, thousand-year egg and thousand-year-old egg is a Chinese cuisine ingredient made by preserving duck, chicken or quail eggs in mixture of clay, ash, salt, lime, and rice straw for several weeks to several months, depending on the method of processing. After the process is completed, the yolk becomes a dark green, cream-like substance with a strong odor of sulfur and ammonia, while the white becomes a dark brown, transparent jelly with little flavor or taste. The transforming agent in century egg is its alkaline material, which gradually raises the pH of egg from around 9 to 12 or more.[1] This chemical process causes an “inorganic version” of fermentation, which breaks down some of the complex, flavorless proteins and fats into simpler, flavorful ones.
Here is a video of Mike (not Michael from the above tale) being a greater man than all three of us combined. Then he washes it down with The Dew. Beastly.
A Bleach Musical!? A Bleach Musical!? Awesome! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me though! Now, I know a few of you haven’t seen Bleach so this might seem dumb, but give me a second to explain this. The first video is the beginning of Ichigo’s fight with Ikkaku. Watch both of these videos and you’ll see what’s going on. I just wish that people loved television shows as much here as they do in Japan. Can you imagine a Firefly stage musical!? IT’D BE FUCKING AWESOME!
Here is the links for the musical in fifteen 9 minute parts with subtitles, you lucky dogs.
Straight from the “Best news I’ve heard all day department” is this little nugget. The NCAA has reversed its penalty of removing 8 wins from the 2005 season. We are now 8 wins richer including the glorious Holiday Bowl win against Oregon (17 - 14).
The Appeals Committee upheld the University’s contention that the 2005 victories should remain intact. On appeal, OU officials said that erasing the 2005 season from the record books was unfair to the more than 100 student-athletes and coaches who had abided by the rules. In reversing the penalty, the Appeals Committee specifically noted the immediate actions of the institution upon its discovery of the violations, the institution’s “powerful self-imposed penalty” in permanently dismissing the two involved student athletes, and the institution’s cooperation as significant factors in the ultimate detection of the violations.
So this kid needs a couple of things. I would suggest some therapy and a new brother. I’m sure he’ll just kill him in his sleep anyway. I was going to link this from YouTube but it was removed because of TOS, Break to the rescue!
Be sure to watch this video all the way until it’s exciting conclusion. It’s worth it, I promise.
Jake sent me a link to a video of a Asian orchestra playing Smoke on the Water all Asian-like. Admittedly I did not watch the whole thing because I’m not a big Deep Purple fan. It is worth watching at least for the first minute or so though.
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, Planet Unicorn! Unicorn Planet! Give it up for Feathers! Oooooooooh, Cadillac! And Tom Cruise! Oooooh, Planet Unicorn, hey!
It is stuff like this that keeps me adding to my growing collection of toys at home and at work. I believe that my extended male adolescence has kept me from accepting any real responsibility while keeping my interests in sweet ass toys quite high. The new Hasbro Cloverfield Monster Movie Toy is totally awesome. It’s more than totally awesome, it’s fucking sweet. Anyone who gets this monster is automatically a rockstar. I, myself, am considering purchasing one in the near future.
70 points of articulation and incredible life-like detail
Authentic sound
14” tall
10 parasites
Two interchangeable heads
Statue of Liberty head accessory
Special Cloverfield collector’s edition packaging
In conjunction with the launch of the highly anticipated CLOVERFIELD movie release, Hasbro, in a partnership with Bad Robot and Paramount Pictures, has produced a super-articulated and highly detailed limited collector’s edition Cloverfield Monster.
The Cloverfield monster is available exclusively through HasbroToyShop.com. Reserve your Cloverfield monster today to have the opportunity to receive it when it ships later this year. Limited quantities are available.
Are you kidding me!? 10 extra parasites!? 70 points of articulation!? CHOAKING HAZARD!? I’m pumped to see this bad boy, that’s for sure.
An interesting article on the importance of offering abortions has crossed my radar. It is a record of a speech given by Canadian abortion doctor Garson Romalis to the University of Toronto. I hope you give the entire thing a read.
I remember one 18-year-old patient who desperately wanted an abortion, but felt she could not confide in her mother, who was a nurse in another Vancouver area hospital. She impressed on me how important it was that her termination remain a secret from her family. In those years, parental consent was required if the patient was less than 19 years old. I obtained the required second opinion from a colleague, and performed an abortion on her.
About two weeks, later I received a phone call from her mother. She asked me directly “Did you do an abortion on my daughter?” Visions of legal suit passed through my mind as I tried to think of how to answer her question. I decided to answer directly and truthfully. I answered with trepidation, “Yes, I did” and started to make mental preparations to call my lawyer. The mother replied: “Thank you, Doctor. Thank God there are people like you around.”
Several attempts have been made on his life but he still continues his practice. You have to respect a man who is not afraid of Christian Radicals and rabid pro-lifers because they scare the shit out of me. It’s good to see a postive spin on what I believe to be an honorable and necessary profession.
I can take an anxious woman, who is in the biggest trouble she has ever experiences in her life, and by performing a five-minute operation, in comfort and dignity, I can give her back her life.
The Zelda Tattoo Homepage. The Zelda Tattoo Homepage (I just HAD to type that twice). I found this webpage while surfing for way awesome pictures of Link for a picture project I’m working on. I will say that while his page is ugly and boring, it is cross-browser compliant. It even looks bad in Safari.
