It’s Bamblehoots’ birthday!
Ok, it’s not REALLY Bamblehoots’ birthday. His actual birthday was May 16, 2007. I only missed it by a month or so. Better late than never. He’s been so busy killing undernourished Gorgons, underage Lurkers or Shambling Mounds to care too much about his special day anyway. He can be seen brandishing a +58 Pronged Invisible Poleax and did up with a _62 Fine Holy Pavise. Don’t piss this Demicanadian Birdrider off though or he’ll cast level 2175 Seasick on you. Booya!
If you didn’t know, Bamblehoots is my Progressquest toon. I have been running him day in and day out for about a year now. Progressquest does all the heavy lifting of character building for you. I’m just happy that my boy has a charisma of 26,268. It’s hard being 6 times prettier than you are strong, nimble, wise or smart but Bamblehoots manages! He’s the best! Happy birthday buddy, you deserve it!
Progress Quest is a next generation computer role-playing game. Gamers who have played modern online role-playing games, or almost any computer role-playing game, or who have at any time installed or upgraded their operating system, will find themselves incredibly comfortable with Progress Quest’s very familiar gameplay. Progress Quest follows reverently in the footsteps of recent smash hit online worlds, but is careful to streamline the more tedious aspects of those offerings. Players will still have the satisfaction of building their character from a ninety-pound level 1 teenager, to an incredibly puissant, magically imbued warrior, well able to snuff out the lives of a barnload of bugbears without need of so much as a lunch break. Yet, gone are the tedious micromanagement and other frustrations common to that older generation of RPG’s.
