I’m irresponsible with money!
Doug sent me a messed up video about honey, give it a watch.
Isn’t that the most messed up thing you have seen in a while? I think watching cakefarts or even puddingfarts(both are not even CLOSE to SFW) is better than that. What does it feel like to be the girl who only sings backup? Did she cry herself to sleep when she didn’t get the lead role in the commerical? So I, of course, bought some Maharishi Vedic Organic Honey for Doug because I am irresponsible with money. It’s on the way buddy. Save some for me!
From the item description:
This zesty yet sweet taste will satisfy the most discriminating palette. Produced from August to October, with influences from Simha Rashi (Leo) and Kanya Rashi (Virgo). Has a nourishing effect on the:
• optic nerve and the sense of sight
• sense of taste, facial nerve and facial expressions“Captures the lemony freshness of early fall.”
“Like a bouquet of flowers.”
July 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Greg, I think you just broke federal law because there is no way this honey is not sweetened cocaine or ecstasy.
Also, “Vedic” I guess is suppose to be like Vedas which wikipedia tells us is “a large corpus of texts originating in Ancient India. They form the oldest layer of Sanskrit literature and the oldest sacred texts of Hinduism.”
So the christian version of this would be “Jesus’ Biblical Organic Honey.” Oooohhh.. Hmmm… I see potential money making venture at Mardel’s!