The greatest yard sculpture ever. Ever.
This is unquestionably the most awesome and best garden sculpture ever created. Nestled amongst the topiary he waits and hungers. Much like Zombie Jesus he rises with the blooming of the flowers, but unlike Zombie Jesus he is actually real (Raptor Jesus was very much real and performed very real miracles.). You can buy him. You can buy him for me, too; I won’t mind.
Here is some more stuff that was just on my desktop. Enjoy.
