This is unquestionably the most awesome and best garden sculpture ever created. Nestled amongst the topiary he waits and hungers. Much like Zombie Jesus he rises with the blooming of the flowers, but unlike Zombie Jesus he is actually real (Raptor Jesus was very much real and performed very real miracles.). You can buy him. You can buy him for me, too; I won’t mind.
Here is some more stuff that was just on my desktop. Enjoy.
I bought what could possibly be the coolest shirt ever made. I just feel bad for the rest of you because it sold out. Shirt.woot is truly the greatest website ever.
Jake and I went to CAPE! 2008 this Saturday in Dallas. CAPE! is an annual comic convention that is every May 3rd (which is Free Comic Book Day). To get an idea of what it was like there are a few flickr collections you can look at: here, here and here. The event was sponsored by Zeus Comics that was right next door.
The event is basically 4 or 5 large tents lined with comic book writers and artists. Almost everyone had a book they were selling and a lot of them were doing comissioned sketches. It was a good chance to chat up some intersting people and to see lots and lots of talent.
Jake and I each got a sketch from Josh Howard and a print from Ivan Flores. They’re pretty awesome. Many free comics were had and other sketches were commissioned. Other people are talking about ittoo!
Afterwards Jake and I raided Majestic Liquors and bought most of the New Belgium products they had in the refrigerator. It is delicious and tasty.
This is either the best or worst idea ever. “Carlos” is a shopping cart pushing robot in the shape of the bottom half of a human. The best part? It’s on fire.
If you could increase the look of this thing a bit you could really scare the shit out of people with your bottom-half shopping cart pushing robot on fire. Imagine it shambling around in circles at your local grocery store parking lot endlessly. Wonderful.
With the XNA toolset (which stands for XNA’s Not an Acronym) finally getting its day in the sun there has never been a more appropriate time to talk about recursive acronyms than now. This is a very important subject and I hope you take this lesson to heart; it might one day save your life.
A recursive acronym is an abbreviation that refers to itself in the expression for which it stands. One of the most prominent recursive acronyms is for the PNG file-type. PNG stands for PNG’s Not GIF (although officially it stands for Portable Network Graphic). This is an especially witty name once you know a bit about the history of the file-type. Regardless of boring file-type wars the recursive acronym PNG uses the acronym PNG inside itself. Talk about clever.
There are other wonderful examples of this, here are a few taken from Wikipedia:
PHP — PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor Wine — Wine Is Not an Emulator Zombie — Zombie-Oriented Machine-Being Interface Engine
Bob — Beware of Bob (from Twin Peaks) VISA — Visa International Service Association Mung — Mung Until No Good LAME — LAME Ain’t an MP3 Encoder
It gets stranger still. A backronym is an acronym that was created ‘after-the-fact’. In other words you create a word and then acronym it later (e.g. iPood could stand for Isolated Programmer On Over-Dose). There are several types of backronyms.
Pure backronyms works like the example above and are added after the fact to change the meaning of a word. Replacement backronyms are acronyms that replace previous acronyms. Spam, which is a combination of Spiced and Ham has been replacement backronymed to sometimes mean Spare Parts Posing as Meat or Slime Posing As Meat.
Mnemonic backronyms are used to help with remembering tricky groups of items. An example of this would be HOMES for the names of the Great Lakes (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior).
Anacronym are backacronym that have either been replaced with another meaning or removed altogether. The SAT Test (which is an example of RAS Syndrome, more on that later) is a perfect example of one of these. SAT originally stood for Scholastic Achievement Test then Scholastic Aptitude Test. It was then changed in 1990 to the Scholastic Assessment Test. Finally, in 1994 the test was renamed once again to the SAT with SAT having no acronym at all.
The last type of backacronym is the false backacronym, these are acronyms that are falsely believed to mean something when they mean something else. The catch is that the meaning remains the same but the words differ from the original acronym. A fine example of this is R.I.P. Anyone who took latin in high school knows that R.I.P. stands for Requiescat in pace. Anyone who’s school couldn’t afford latin classes (like the good people at Noble America) might think that it stands for Rest in Peace. The interesting part of this is that they both convey the same meaning regardless of the naïve misunderstanding.
One final interesting acronym related top is RAS Syndrome. RAS Syndrome stands for Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome. This is a quite common occurance. Examples include ATM Machine (where ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine), PIN Number (Personal Identification Number), HIV Virus (Human Immunodeficiency Virus). In each of these phrases a term is used twice. Ha! Languages are crazy!
Laura:
and gladly donate your flesh for their consumption?
that’s boring.
Greg:
i didn’t say I’d offer my flesh to them
Laura:
guess you didnt
Greg:
when the zombie holocaust begins I will reach into my ‘break in case of zombie holocaust’ kit
Laura:
so, you’d welcome the event and the chance to kick some undead ass?
Greg:
in it i will find one shotgun and a kukri knife
Laura:
can you use a kukri?
Greg:
now, depending on the type of zombies I might encounter I would have to change up my tactics a bit
yeah, I have one - it’s fucking sweet
Laura:
nice. i should have stolen Yaasir’s. he had a really nice one.
Greg:
if we have slow moving but powerful zombies I will raid a nearby gas station for fuel to ignite the zombies with
Laura:
but, a macheti would be nice too.
Greg:
i will rain down a firestorm of gas fueled rage onto the zombies
once they are incapactitated by the fire I will shoot them in the head from long distance with my crossbow
Greg:
now
if we have rage zombies otherwise known as speed zombies
Laura:
i dont think there are different types of zombies. they’re all hungry shuffling machines.
Greg:
the tactics change again
i would stick to driving around and hitting them with my front-end loader
then I would make a break for the country side, clear a path through the living dead (where their numbers are lower) and create a hold
in this hold I will maintain a cache of weapons and food until I can manage to find an attack helicopter
after a few months of training I should be able to fly out of the situation and kill a few zombie strongholds with air-to-ground missle attacks
also, i will become quite buff so I look all awesome with my zombie torn shirt
Laura:
hmm, i was just planning on getting to the vista, after picking up whatever weapons i can, and holding out there.
Greg:
i’m thinking the best place to hole’up would be above a supermarket
access to canned foods would be a necessitity after a few days
Laura:
but, it would depend on how much time i’d have to get ready.
Greg:
well, if the failed scientific sattelite with strange and unknown compounds that can cause the dead to rise lands in Oklahoma City I’d say that you have, at most, 2 hours to prepare
if it lands in Dallas then perhaps a day
Laura:
right. i’d be okay with that (it landing in dallas).
Greg:
fuck Texas anyway
Laura:
right. although, that means more undead right off the bat.
but the extra time is worth it.
Greg:
a good thing about Dallas is that there are no military bases there
also, it is not a capitol or seat of government
Laura:
so?
Greg:
that makes it an easy asset to let go to stave off a zombie holocaust
Laura:
ah.
Greg:
a pair of 50 kiloton nuclear warheads would flatten it and quell the zombie uprising
Laura:
damn this world and it’s nonexistant zombies. it’s boring.
Greg:
the other problem with Dallas as a zombie epicenter is that it is not blocked on any side
Laura:
we need a good zombie invasion to reduce the population and to calm everything down.
Greg:
making all possible directions a zombie infection vector
Laura:
true.
alrighty, i’m off to class.
Greg:
later shooter
don’t get taken in the impending zombie war
Laura:
good to know you’ve got this scenario worked out in your head.
later.